As of now I have a coffee bar in my room. 4-5 coffees, a Keurig, sugar, and creamer. I also have as of about 2 hours ago a 32 in Sanyo SmartTV with Roku built-in.

I'm set. I'm not going anywhere.

She on the other hand could get a lease a agreement for a cardboard box under the nearest bridge. Let her keep it up. I've given her 3 months to get used to having a roommate with integrity. I'm done being nice.

Time to lay down the law!