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Gift-Giving Ideas for Your Wimpy Friends
2021 Edition-Updated 2023
We all have people that are hard to shop for. That person who is picky. The person who already “has it all”. Are you tired of hearing them complain about the cash and gift cards you give them? Get new friends.
In the meantime, here are some clever gift suggestions for your wimpy friends that are impossible to shop for, let alone buy for!
Balls — much needed and much appreciated. An excellent gift for your friend that was born without them or seems to have misplaced them.
Nuts — an appropriate Plan B should Balls be sold out everywhere and after this article, I can almost guarantee you they will be!
Screws — screws are always an ideal gift. We all have that one friend who is a few short.
Screwdriver — for your friends or family members that still have a full inventory of screws but have a few here and there that are loose
