I did this list earlier this year and now I think I may have changed my mind again.
Teeth
I don't care if they are his or not, just have some.
Income
I don't need a sugar daddy but I don't want to be someone's sugar momma.
A sense of humor
Or you'll never survive being with me.
Your own place
So when one of us needs some time to ourselves the other one isn't sleeping in the car in the driveway.
Clean up after yourself.
It's all I can do to keep up with my own crapola.
Like animals. Be civil. Be chivalrous (Yes, I can open my own door but if you're at my side, why should I have to?). Pop open a can of soup when I don't feel well. I'll do the same for you. I won't make you watch my TV shows if you don't make me watch yours. I can however nuzzle next to you and read or doze. Until you yell at the TV because there was a fumble on the play.
I won't give you a Honey Do List. You're a big boy. If there's a ring in the bowl grab the brush. If the trash is full, carry it out. When I see it first, I'll do it too.
Basically, act like you've got some sense.
