I Have Officially Become a Dude

I don’t even know how or why it happened.

Image by StockSnap from Pixabay (cropped by me)

I saw my dermatologist last week. From that visit, I now have a $21 jar of cream for my alligator skin, a $10 Dove Men’s Clinical Antiperspirant, and a moisture-absorbing athlete's foot powder to use as a body powder. So basically yeah I smell like a dude now sans the cream. Then I was in a different doctor's appointment this week going…