My Bologna Has a First Name

And it’s “face”. My bologna has a second name and it’s m-a-s-k.

Terry L. Cooper
Jan 19, 2022

The story just got posted online a few hours ago. I just saw it on the noon news. Yet here it is for sale already on Amazon. What in the actual fuck ya’ll?

The manufacturer ‏is none other than the ‎Kraft Heinz Company.

Don’t they need a different type of license to go from food items to hawking HBA? O.o

Too bad it isn’t edible. It’s only $4.99.

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