Jan 19

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My Bologna Has a First Name

And it’s “face”. My bologna has a second name and it’s m-a-s-k.

Oscar Mayer Bologna Hydrogel Sheet Face Mask

Oscar Mayer Bologna Hydrogel Sheet Face Mask - Inspired by those who use to playfully make masks out of their bologna…

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The story just got posted online a few hours ago. I just saw it on the noon news. Yet here it is for sale already on Amazon. What in the actual fuck ya’ll?

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