My eyeballs are never on the edges but focused on the center. But now you've got me curious as to whether I should try this and see what I come up with.

But having just had a stroke and having still a quick temper (on certain issues) I think I'm going to pass.

But you were right to call them out. This is bullshit. There are enough struggling to be heard and seen writers on here (eh hem you and me for two) that people with big names and not actively writing here should never get advertised.