My Gnarly Family Tree

Thank God for Amazon!

Terry L. Cooper
1 min readDec 15, 2020
What my family tree looked like about 2 years ago. (Pixabay)

Why oh why couldn’t everyone have married once AND kept their legs shut the rest of the time??? OMG

Have you done a family tree on Ancestry? Sweet baby Jesus. It was fine when no one was kicking it with 4–15 other people (remember I have royals on the tree). So now someone who should be my 11th great grandmother is coming up as “sister-in-law of 1st cousin 18x removed”. WTActualF.

After toiling away on it for hours today, because I frankly didn’t feel like doing anything except converting oxygen to carbon dioxide, I ordered three books from Amazon to the tune of just over $106.

Tell ME I can’t do something!

Everything in the books is documented. All I need to do is copy the applicable pages, complete my application, and slip them a $100 bribe, er uh, application fee, and BOOM. Done deal.

AND what the family tree looks like today! (Pixabay)

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