My Gnarly Family Tree
Thank God for Amazon!
Why oh why couldn’t everyone have married once AND kept their legs shut the rest of the time??? OMG
Have you done a family tree on Ancestry? Sweet baby Jesus. It was fine when no one was kicking it with 4–15 other people (remember I have royals on the tree). So now someone who should be my 11th great grandmother is coming up as “sister-in-law of 1st cousin 18x removed”. WTActualF.
After toiling away on it for hours today, because I frankly didn’t feel like doing anything except converting oxygen to carbon dioxide, I ordered three books from Amazon to the tune of just over $106.
Tell ME I can’t do something!
Everything in the books is documented. All I need to do is copy the applicable pages, complete my application, and slip them a $100 bribe, er uh, application fee, and BOOM. Done deal.