Once Again, I was Late for…

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…my own funeral. Yes, mine. Yes, again. The first time was a fluke. Not me being late, but me being dead.

Let me explain.

Ya see I had been in the ICU for three weeks. I had been given last rites on day two. Took me a long time to die. Those idiots couldn’t find a heartbeat and pronounced me dead at 12:14 pm.

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