Rejected applications accepted here. You read that right. Don’t blame me. Blame Joanna Henderson. She’s the one who started this whole bloody thing. I’m very low maintenance. I won’t deal with your mother and you won’t tell me how to wear my hair, k? Other than that, everything else is negotiable!

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here’s my number, so call me, maybe
It’s hard to look right at you, baby
But here’s my number, so call me, maybe

Casting Call for a Medium Boyfriend

Lyrics by Carly Rae Jepsen.