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The Nuances of Southern Speak
Bless their hearts
For the blissfully unaware this is one of many, southern sayings that often loses something in the English-to-English translation. This is my attempt to explain. Eh hem…
“Bless their hearts.”
Said with a long face, looking you directly in the eye. Leaning in with their elbows on their knees. Maybe some teary eyes thrown in. This is a sincere, heartfelt way of saying, “I’m so sorry this has happened”, whatever the “this” may be.
“Bless their hearts.”
This can be said with anything from a meek smile to resting-bitch-face. It is as insincere as insincere can possibly get. In this case, they are employing the southern charm that was bestowed upon them from birth. Basically, they’re telling you you’re full of sh*t.
Happy Valentine’s Day and bless your little hearts.
