This sounds like how we give directions out in the country! 🤣

"Okay, listen. Do you remember that farm I grew up on? Okay, from there you want to take that road and go to the right. No, your other right away from "town". No, I'm not sure what the road is called nowadays. Back then it was RD 3. Truth be told way back when it was RFD 3 as in Rural Free Delivery. I think now it's Fireman's Road or some such thing.

No, I don't know why they changed the name of the road, Ruth. Maybe RD 3 got GPS confused? Do you want the directions or not? Okay, so you take that road and it curves and winds around. When you get to the dead end you make a left towards Barbara's old house. You remember Barbara. We all rode the school bus together.

So, you go by Barb's house and you'll see that old Victorian house. The one none of us would go trick or treat at because it was scary as fuck? Yeah, that one. Make a left."

And it goes on from there! 🤣