This whole clapping thing is really stretching the limits of my Prozac. In general there are as many opinions on clapping as there are writers that us newbs don't know whether to 'scratch our watch or wind our butts'.

I did the 'one clap' thing and the dude got seriously pissed off. I've rounded up claps. I've done 10, 20, 50 claps.

Now I just channel Oprah at this point: "You get a clap, and you get a clap, and you all get a clap!"