An Open Letter

To The Publication Troll

Dr. Phil has an app for that

Image by Parker_West from Pixabay

Dear troll,

I wish I could open this with, “lovely to see you again,” but alas. I wasn’t kidding about the app. Perhaps you’ve heard of it?

Virtual Visit Doctors and Psychologists - Doctor On Demand

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall kinds of doctors on call 24–7–365. You don’t even have to leave your house, er uh, I mean, bridge.

Now if you’re not in need of mental or physical help, perhaps this may work wonders instead.

The Health Benefits of Sex

Woman, not women. (Screenshot by author)

See how anyone anywhere can make a mistake? Happens all day, every day. There’s a name for that.

It’s called being human.

Now get back under the bridge like a good little troll and find candy to steal from children.

Grown-ups have work to do.

Suggested Reading for Self Improvement — A Troll’s Library

How Arrogance Actually Destroys Your Improvement

It’s Not Just About What You Say, It’s About How You Live

Why Running or Walking in Nature Supports Good Mental Health

Why Smart People Have Difficulty Learning New Skills