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Your Titles vs My Brain
Part 4
Your title: To Be A Great Writer Is To Artfully Annoy People
My brain: To Be a Master Editor is to Skillfully Make Writers Cry
Your title: Why You Should Make More Intentional Mistakes
My brain: Imma pass on this one. I make enough unintentional ones as it is.
Your title: Coffee Was Called “Satan’s Drink” Until the Pope Blessed It
My brain: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. A lot. Pass the creamer.
Your title: The Man Who Fell Overboard and Survived 29 Hours Lost at Sea
My brain: All because he wouldn’t stop and ask for directions.
Your title: 100 Very Short Rules for a Better Life
My brain: And 99 of them you’ll need an alibi for.
Your title: A Simple Strategy for When You’re Losing It
My brain: Grab the keys to the liquor cabinet?
Your title: Depression Is One Companion I Can Do Without
My brain: Speak for yourself while listening to, “You’ve got a Friend”.
Your title: How I Finally Defeated Chronic Procrastination
My brain: I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow.
