Sarcasm

Your Titles vs. My Brain

Part 2

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Your title: Losing Sleep Could Double Your Risk of Dementia
My brain: Great. I’m screwed.

Your title: The Money Question: How do Self-Published Co-authors Split Royalties?
My brain: 50/50?

Your title: Are We Masking the Problem by Calling Them a Narcissist?
My brain: Because an @$$hole by any other name is still accurate.

Your title: How I Wrote 80,000 Words in 3 Months
My brain: FK how. I want to know why??

Title: How To Make $1,000 From Your Existing Articles
My brain: How to reheat leftovers in 3 easy steps

Title: How Men lost their Masculinity
My brain: Easy. They discovered paraffin wax.

Title: 3 Ways To Identify A ChatBot On Linkedin
My brain: “It’s Jake from State Farm. What are you wearing Jake from State Farm?”

Title: How to Become the Luckiest Writer You Know
My brain: I click your Follow button.

Title: What Great Expectations Can Teach You About Writing Fiction
My brain: Great expectations stopped at 30.