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Your Titles vs. My Brain
Part 3
Title: Wings Like a Dove
My brain: As opposed to wings like a bear??
Title: Why Living Your Authentic Truth Can Be Alienating
My brain: I sure as FK would hope so.
Story sitting in the editor’s queue: 21-minute read (5,025 words) so far
My brain: Get thee behind me Satan! The devil is a lie!
Title: The Importance Of Seeking To Understand
My brain: So you can build a strong defense.
Title: Reasons Why Entrepreneurs Fail
My brain: Reasons Why Writing Entrepreneurs Fail: They don’t delete their rejection PNs
Also sitting in the editor’s queue: (2,184 words) so far
My brain: Cliff’s Notes for Gone with the Wind, oh joy.
Title: 3 Simple Steps for a Happier and More Fulfilled Morning
My brain: Don’t go to work. Done in 1.
Title: 4 Psychological Reasons You Feel Anxious All the Time
My brain: I’m a writer, I’m an editor, I’m out of Pringles, and it’s Thursday. TAADAA
Title: There is an Ass on Every Corner
My brain: Make the room stop spinning… ah the…
