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Sarcasm
Your Titles vs. My Brain
Part 1
Title: Three Things in Life That Aren’t Worth The Effort
My brain reads: Things in Life That Aren’t Worth The Effort
Also my brain: Marriage?
Title: Where All the People Who Left California Probably Went
My brain: Um the other CA? (Canada)
Title: How to Start Writing a Novel as a Beginner
My brain: Pick up the f&cking pen?
Title: How to Sell Your Products Or Services Without Being ‘Salesy’
My brain: Easy. Dress like a hooker.
Title: What I Learned About Writing After Reading 1,000 Short Stories Last Year
My brain: You should have stopped at 10
Title: The Sad, Strange, and Sneaky World of Private Investigation
My brain: Fabulous. Another side gig for stay-at-home moms a la 2021.
Title: A Flip-Through of My Writing Notebook
My brain: Will land you in Sing-Sing.
Title: You Should Know This Before Joining the Silhouette Challenge
My brain: Pfffttt I still haven’t done the Ice Bucket Challenge.
