You're a lot nicer than I am. I swear I can feel quivers when writers realize that I'm the one editing their piece. They think I'm bitchy. I'm not bitchy.

I'm professional.

So few of them know what that means ergo... I don't do a ton of edits. I've kicked several out of Q tonight. "PWA states that you have 58 corrections to be made. Feel free to resubmit once the corrections have been made." Or words to that affect.

I'm too old, too tired, and grossly underpaid to be a wet nurse. Wanna be a writer? Then write and write well. Don't submit a turd and expect me to slap a bow tie on it so you can make "millions".